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The Resume of Jesus Christ

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This was emailed to me by a friend last year. I always read this when I feel like giving up my on work or whenever i have “work stress related problems”.

Please accept the applicant in your heart

The Resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus-The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent
you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position
in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set
forth in my resume.

Qualifications
I founded t he earth and established the heavens,
(See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground,
(See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life,
(See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law,
(See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes
upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background
I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or
disrespectful. My employer has nothing but rave
reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the
poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the
captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and
setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen
to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to
cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge,
wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge,
(See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp
unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all
times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show
of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the
dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many
to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is
located at: www dot — the BIBLE. You don’t need an Internet
connection or computer to access my website.

References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,
salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

In Summation
Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
In summation, I will properly direct your paths,(See Proverbs 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47) When can I start?
Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

Send this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help and may God bless you!

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Meaning Behind Your Baby’s Name

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I remember then when Ian and I was thinking of the name for our first child. As we all know, it is very important for a person to have a name that you will carry for the rest of your life. It serves as your identification and makes you a unique individual.

There are many factors to consider in naming a child. Others name their child after their parents, or their husbands, there goes the Juniors, III, IV…etc..etc.. Some name their child after their favorite celebrity or characters in a movie, television, even in books. Some naman, after the Saints and characters in the bible.

I personally, even search the internet on baby names meanings & their origins. I thought of the name GABRIELLE since she was a girl. I searched its meaning and i was delighted that GABRIELLE = is a feminine form of Hebrew name Gabriel which means “God is my Strength”. I chose LOUISSE as her second name. She was fondly called “Gabby” sounds masculine isn’t it? because i want her to be tough & independent as she grows.

My second baby is a boy. We named him DOMINIC KAROL Dominic means ” belonging to God”. her second name Karol was after Ian’s late mom CAROL. Since he was a boy we changed the first letter “C” into letter “K”! after all, Pope John Paul’s real name was Karol Wojtyla. His nickname is “NICCO” I want “NICKY” sana to rhyme with “GABBY” LOL! but nicco sounds soft naman so ok lang. Because I want him to be a gentle person, for him to express his soft spot qualities! Not for him to become gay naman. Wala lang, I intentionally gave my girl a musculine nickname and my son a gentle name.

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Surfing the net

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Haay, here i go again with my web browser! kaasar. can’t do my blog efficiently with the internet explorer. ca’nt download naman another browser coz my boss might get mad. 😀
am just browsing other blogs for the meantime and enjoy reading. hope to find ways to fix this up!

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My Cowgirl & Groovy Son

1 / 21 / 08



I had a hard time focusing on their faces while capturing this frame for them. nakakatawa kasi inis si Gabby sa kakasabi ko ng don’t move! smile ka lang! hahaha!! but it did turn out so cute naman..
Nicco, since birth has thin hair, so he was always called kalbo by others. they would always regard him as” Nicco Boy the Kalbo boy”.

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computer trouble

1 / 18 / 08

Kakainis! I’ve been trying to upload photos and manage my blogs to have cbox, so that i can link up other blogs & get to meet bloggers. but then, after so many tries, i still failed. hmmp… what could be the problem here? I dunno. something’s missing on the page when i try to edit it. haaah… i think i’m having trouble with javascript.. grrrr.

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